And now, story time with Richard.
I was once playing Cards Against Humanity with Laura (my fiancée) and my good friends Tony, Lee Ann, and Ashley. A card came up and Laura was the one slotted to pick. I forget what the question was or what the other answers were but one of the cards in play talked about a “Latin lover.” That card did not win and Ashley, who had played it, got angry because she thought the card was perfect for Laura. “Why?” I asked. “What does Laura have to do with a Latin lover?” Someone said in response (can’t remember who), “You’re Cuban, aren’t you?” “So? …Oh… Wait…”
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